*clap* *clap* *clap* Well the hype of the rapture happening at 6 today is finally over. Good reason why we should all read our bibles and stay in prayer with God. If we don't, then we allow the devil to implant thoughts in our heads. Praise God for his love and mercy!
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
1 comment:
it wasn't supposed to be the rapture, it was supposed to be destruction of the world. Which will actually happen at LEAST 3.5 years after the rapture.
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