Thursday, August 19, 2010

Youth Spotlight: G.O.'s Testimony

I grew up in church my whole life but the first time I gave my life to Jesus was in 2005 at youth camp before my freshman year of highschool. But going back to school instead of giving my all to Jesus I strived to be popular and I got what I wanted. This went on until I was a junior in highschool. During a football game that year I was seriously injured and it put me out half of the season. I was mad and scared at the same time because the doctors said I had to get surgery. I didn't want to get surgery because I wanted to go to college. But God got a hold of my heart during this time and I realized He was more important than the popularity or anything else and my future was in His hands. That is when I gave my life back to Jesus during conference on a Friday night. God has changed me since then, I've had struggles and hard times but God has always been there for me and brought me through it. I thank Him for everything He's done for me.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Some fun back to school jokes!

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Pupil: Good, cause I didn't do my homework

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?
Pupil: I did; I shook my head.
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone!

Teacher: The brain is a wonderful thing.
Pupil: Why do you say that ?
Teacher: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you put "Me, neither"!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Remnant Youth on YOUTUBE!

Alright, we made a page on youtube where we can upload and keep videos in one place of some of the things we catch on camera. There is only a couple on there now, but plenty more to come. Copy and paste address below. Enjoy and look often!