Sunday, November 27, 2011

Christmas Party

Hey Teens! Guess what! We are having a Christmas (emphasis on the CHRIST in CHRISTmas) on Saturday Decemeber 17, 2011. Please show up and bring a dish. Its going to be a big ol' pot luck. Invite a friend to come join and don't forget we have the baggage claim skit that week too.

Another reminder, if you are planning on going to the winter camp, pay Chad and Marie $25 ASAP. It's going to be a blast. Every adult who went to a winter camp growing up remembers their experience, this will be an everlasting experience for you too. Unless you want to be that person who says i'm too busy to go, then you spend the next three days on the couch playing Modern Warefare 3, just to realize you stink at the game.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

101 annoying things

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Bye Pastor Tyler and Shaunna ♥

"You live at the alter, you know why you live at the alter because you won't die at the alter!" -Pastor Tyler Purvis

"So what's the biggest hindrance to holiness? It's's yourself..." -Pastor Tyler Purvis

We love you Tyler and Shaunna! We'll miss you both.♥♥♥