Thursday, October 27, 2011

101 annoying things cont.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Monday, October 24, 2011

What do I have to be thankful for?

I know sometimes when under attack our first reaction is to complain to God. Our first reaction is to question why us? Well, why not? What makes us so special? If you look at 1 Thessalonians 5:18 you'll notice we're supposed to give thanks in every circumstance. So what do you have to be thankful for? When we look around and see so many problems it's hard to see the blessings we take for granted? When you woke up this morning did you wake up on the streets or in a bed? Look around for the things you might not noticed you have. Are your parents serving God? I know it may seem difficult at first but you must push your self put of your self-pity and look at every thing you do have. You are a Child of God! You are more than a Conqueror! God is for you, so who can be against you? Praise God for allowing Him to grow you through this trial, instead of complaining and never growing. God is good!!!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Fun night

Hey teens, just a reminder we have night on thursday october 20th! It's the last fun night with you know who. Also don't miss this saturday's service. It's you know who's last service so don't miss it.

Saturday, October 15, 2011