Prayer Meeting

A reminder, prayer meeting is at Tyler Purvis house at 7pm Tuesday night.

Event! Event! Event!

Look at your calender...enough said.
But in case you don't have a calender, there is going to be some fun at Palmer Park today. (Atleast thats what the unupdated calender says.) In the case that i am wrong, I am not accountable to you being at the park by yourself for hours waiting for someone to show up...

Riddles!!!

So you know the drill. But there's three riddles this time!

1)You ponder and think
and try not to sink
you stumble over these words
till they drive you absurd.

What am I?

2)Which sentence is correct:
Three times two IS seven.
Three times two Are seven.

3)If 5+3+2 is 151022
And 9+2+4 is 183652
And 8+6+3 is 482466
And 5+4+5 is 202541

Then what does 6+3+5 equal?

Gimmie a title

*clap* *clap* *clap* Well the hype of the rapture happening at 6 today is finally over. Good reason why we should all read our bibles and stay in prayer with God. If we don't, then we allow the devil to implant thoughts in our heads. Praise God for his love and mercy!

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Testimony Time!

Hello, I'm Priscella Trujillo and I got saved July 25, 2010. Since that day God has really changed me. He showed me I had a better life waiting for me! I grew up in a church, but as I got older I stopped going, my relationship with God faded away. Before I got saved, I was doing a lot of wrong things and I really didn't care about myself or my family. I grew up around a lot of alcohol. That alone hurt me so much. I never understood why drinking and going out was so important—and I wasn't. For most of my life I didn't really care because I was able to be with friends, doing what I wanted, or finally getting a break from all the fighting my mom and I did. Growing up my mom was never there for me, we would fight everyday and it got worse as I got older—it got to the point where I would go hurt myself just to take the pain away, and at times I thought that was all I had. I wouldn't eat for days and I was just so depressed for so many years, even worse—LOST. I hated myself with a true passion since I was about nine years old because I never felt good enough for my parents to love me and pay attention to me. I really would only go to God when I couldn't hurt myself, but now I see and know, God was THERE standing with me throughout all my hurt, feeling MY pain. He never left me, even when I though I was too far away from Him to hear me!

During my summer I had visited my sister and she took me to her church. The first two times I went God was really gripping my heart, but I was too scared to go to the altar. My last Sunday there, their Pastor kept saying, "God is telling me there is one person here who needs to come up." I KNEW it was me and I remember my heart pounding. I kept saying, "you're not going up there!" but God's grip that day was too strong for me to just sit there! I found myself walking up that aisle. I admitted my sins and the feeling I had after giving my life to God is indescribable! All of my pain, anger, sadness, stress, and heaviness lifted off of me. I only felt relief and love. Since that day I haven't walked away from Him and He will never walk away from me! No day is perfect, but now I'm always looking for ways to show my family they can come back to God and there's more to life than what they're giving themselves. I let God take lead in my life and because of that He has blessed me with a church family and a year ago he put my best friend Brandon in my life. No matter what I have to go through my faith in God will never go away. I'm so much better because of HIS LOVE and I've NEVER been so happy. I'm going to follow God wherever he leads. I just pray that what He's doing for me, my parents will allow Him to do it for them.

Grads

Congratulation Abby on graduating Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
Congratulations Aaron, Josh, and Gabby on graduating on Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Congratulations Isaiah for getting to go to Elitches thursday with your school!! WOOO!

A N G U I S H

Get a laugh

Redneck joke

From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

So, Abby and I have a joke for you...

I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later.

Ha ha ha.

PBC meeting

Heh, note to self: Put the knife away before i put the bowl away.
2nd note: If i put the bowl away, lay the knife down instead of holding the sharp point towards my face when opening the drawer.

PBC meeting tonight (May 15th) after night service! Don't miss out.

It's been a WEEK and no one has POSTED!

Hey guys! Whether you're a blogger or not, I find it very disappointing to go on the blog and see that nothing has been posted! Does anybody have any fun ideas for things to put on the blog?

Anyways... This weekend, we aren't doing anything extra, "We gonna have fun" in a good, old fashioned YOUTH SERVICE!!! Wherein there is going to be a GUEST SPEAKER! Who? I don't know. That, is why you need to be there! YAY!

HAve a good weekend everybody, and when you get a chance, hand out a tract, tell someone about JESUS!

Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down on Friday!

So I found this parody of "Friday", and even though this one is called "Sunday," I decided I would still post it today, on Friday. While it is really corny, and you might not be able to watch the entire thing, it does have a good message. Jesus is alive. Also the rap is MUCH more clever in this version of the song. Enjoy!

Oh and before you log off, remember that we are gonna have some fun, fun, fun tonight at Palmer Park (over on Maizeland and Academy) at six o'clock.

Tomorrow after youth we're going to Red Robin, so bring some cash.

Have fun everybody!

If you check the news you may find something very shocking...apparently Usama Bin Laden has been killed by the U.S. during an operation. Obama comfirms him dead, but muslims are in disbelief. Very intersting...