Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Get a laugh
Redneck joke
From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
PBC meeting
Heh, note to self: Put the knife away before i put the bowl away.
2nd note: If i put the bowl away, lay the knife down instead of holding the sharp point towards my face when opening the drawer.
PBC meeting tonight (May 15th) after night service! Don't miss out.
2nd note: If i put the bowl away, lay the knife down instead of holding the sharp point towards my face when opening the drawer.
PBC meeting tonight (May 15th) after night service! Don't miss out.
Friday, May 13, 2011
It's been a WEEK and no one has POSTED!
Hey guys! Whether you're a blogger or not, I find it very disappointing to go on the blog and see that nothing has been posted! Does anybody have any fun ideas for things to put on the blog? Anyways... This weekend, we aren't doing anything extra, "We gonna have fun" in a good, old fashioned YOUTH SERVICE!!! Wherein there is going to be a GUEST SPEAKER! Who? I don't know. That, is why you need to be there! YAY!
HAve a good weekend everybody, and when you get a chance, hand out a tract, tell someone about JESUS!
Friday, May 6, 2011
Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down on Friday!
So I found this parody of "Friday", and even though this one is called "Sunday," I decided I would still post it today, on Friday. While it is really corny, and you might not be able to watch the entire thing, it does have a good message. Jesus is alive. Also the rap is MUCH more clever in this version of the song. Enjoy!
Oh and before you log off, remember that we are gonna have some fun, fun, fun tonight at Palmer Park (over on Maizeland and Academy) at six o'clock.
Tomorrow after youth we're going to Red Robin, so bring some cash.
Have fun everybody!
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