Pronounce it please!

i thought this week we would do jokes instead of riddles!!!


Pronounce it please!: "Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the 'blonde' employee: 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at... VERY SLOWLY?'

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said...
'Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing'"

a blonde, a red head, and a brunett were all taking a trip to the desert. the read head brought water and the blonde asked why. the red head replied " so we don't die of thirst"
then the blonde asked the brunnett why she brought food and the brunnet replied" so we don't starve to death" then the brunett asked the blonde what she brought and she replied" a car door so when it gets hot i can roll the window down."

a police officer stops a blonde for speeding an asks very nicely" can i have your license please?" the blonde replies in a huff " you guys need to get your act together yesterday one of you took my licence and now you want me to show it to you?!?!?!?!?!!?"