Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
I really hope you had an great Christmas and if you go to the New Years party at the church, I can promise you'll have a great time. This year has its first Victory's Got Talent, you will not be disappointed. I heard some of the acts and the best of the best will be preforming. Plus free food! Seriously though this is the prefect time to invite some one new. Free food, good music, and the harvesting of lost souls. Could there be a better way to kick off the new year?
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
So have you ever wondered about buying your "True Love" a partridge in a pear tree, two turtle doves, three french hens, four calling birds, five golden rings, six geese-a-laying, etc. you may want tho think again. the 2011 price estimate hits $24,263.18. You could use that money to get a new car, a down payment on a house, or to finally pay those pesky library fines.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
S t r a n g e r S
Monday, December 12, 2011
The Power of Grace
But we are all as unclean thing, and all our righteousness are as filthy rags. Isaiah 64:6a We've all heard this before, but meditate on it for a moment. Think of every good thing you've ever done, all you best moments. They are as filthy, putrid rags. Now think of every terrible thing you've ever done, everything you're ashamed of, things you hope no one ever finds out. God saw you then and loved you. But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we where still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8. There's a quote that I've heard may times: It wasn't the nails that held Jesus to the cross it was love. God has done so much for you, never forget that. He chose you despite the flaws and failures because He saw who you could be in Him.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Service
Reminder, no youth this month except the Christmas party (17th december), and the New years eve (31st december) concert/service. 6pm
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Christmas Party
Hey Teens! Guess what! We are having a Christmas (emphasis on the CHRIST in CHRISTmas) on Saturday Decemeber 17, 2011. Please show up and bring a dish. Its going to be a big ol' pot luck. Invite a friend to come join and don't forget we have the baggage claim skit that week too.
Another reminder, if you are planning on going to the winter camp, pay Chad and Marie $25 ASAP. It's going to be a blast. Every adult who went to a winter camp growing up remembers their experience, this will be an everlasting experience for you too. Unless you want to be that person who says i'm too busy to go, then you spend the next three days on the couch playing Modern Warefare 3, just to realize you stink at the game.
Another reminder, if you are planning on going to the winter camp, pay Chad and Marie $25 ASAP. It's going to be a blast. Every adult who went to a winter camp growing up remembers their experience, this will be an everlasting experience for you too. Unless you want to be that person who says i'm too busy to go, then you spend the next three days on the couch playing Modern Warefare 3, just to realize you stink at the game.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
101 annoying things
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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